Slingerdoo

This isn't one of those blogs where I tell you what I had for lunch (half-a-bag of Dorito's), what I did last night (slept) and who's dating who (Jay loves Dianne, who is in love with Michelle, but Jay doesn't know it. Little does he know THAT is called...OPPORTUNITY!!! Do it dude!). That stuff is just boring. MY BLOG is totally different. With that said:

Last night I got lots of sleep, sleep and more sleep. Woke up this morning and picked lint from my belly button. Let the dog out, where he peed right on the step! See it was raining this morning, so he didn't want to get his feet wet. Little did he know, his feet got wet from something other than the rain! Dumb dog.

Ok, I'll have to admit I've done that before, too. But I was under the influence of alcohol. (I won't mention the other six or so times before last night!) So, this sick day thing is kinda catchy. Come on by and I'll share it with you. Then we can pee on our feet together. Oh, damn. Did I just type that?

Seriously, we had some bad rain in Atlanta last night and I hear tomorrow's gonna be bad as well. Puddles in the yard, puddles in the house (see above) and I just can't get over being wet. All this rain makes me want to stay inside, watch porn (never to sick to spank!), decide if I want to eat the rest of the Dorito's or the cold pizza from last month, and work on my belly button lint collection. (Glass display case is on back order)

Until a different thought process comes along, I'll just blog about food, last nights activities and relationships. Oh, I just got a new idea: "Spanking" injuries. Like serious hamstrings, accidental self-inflicted punches and falling off the refridgerator. I'll sit on that one for awhile though.

When you stay home all kinds of weird stuff happens to the place you normally leave. First, I noticed the dog gets pissed because he can't watch his puppy porn! Yeah, like he'll do THAT in front of me. Humping something is one thing, but proving he can work the DVD is another. (I can tell when he does watch it because the remote is all wet. But I trick myself into believing it's just dog slob!) If you're ever over, don't touch the blankets either!

Anyway, the wonderful people from the local church came by to "Spread the Word" and when I welcomed them in to "Spread the Germs" THEY closed the door. Was it something I said? What? If I was feeling up to it I would have persisted in following them down the street, but maybe next time.

Then there are the neighbors. Ooh, lots of fun to be had there. Who's doing the milkman, the postman, the package delivery guy and the meter reader(s)? Well, I'm not going to name names, or point fingers - but they all stopped at ONE house today! (And the meter was just read last week, too. Not that I follow these things.)

Forget television, the world around me is far better entertainment. Well, I need to go borrow some milk and pickup some mis-delivered mail at my neighbors house. I'll be back in say 20 min...no...an hour.

First - IGNORE everything to the right except the Flickr thingy - we all need Flickr!

Now - Looks like it's been awhile since I've been around. Let's see what has happened in that time.

Well, I worked, then I took some vacation before going back to work, then I had a few dates after work, when they didn't work out (due to too much work) I focused on work. Then I started hanging out at work alot, did some travel with work, then the holidays came. I got presents, I gave presents, then the year ended. That's about when Hell started. Oops, backing up I met a special someone in October, then she left me because of my baggage, but atleast she got her presents for the holiday's and birthday.

Ok, so Hell started when she left, then I had an immediate family member die, now another immediate family member is close to that point. But on the bright side, I'm still sober except for when I drink. Then I'm not. Seriously though, I've met some new friends, found out who my REAL friends are and rekindling old friendships out of the ordeal. Seems through all of their losses and tragedies in their lives that I never really understood, but believe me I DO NOW!

So, here I am today. Addicted to Flickr and finding a side of me I never knew I had. Apparently some people like my work, some people who know me didn't know I had such deeply shallow thoughts. But I do. My heart is often on my sleeves and my soul an open book. I don't get deeply emotional over politics, but offend a friend and I'm in your face.

I sling it when it needs to be slung, I can sling it when it needs to be cradled and I can sling it back with my feet up like nobody else.

I'll try to be more regular, that's why I've stocked up on metamucil.

See ya around.