Slingerdoo

I am in an extremely lazy mood tonight. So much so, that I skipped my weekly trivia with friends because I didn't want to think. I came home, put the iPod on shuffle all songs and turned up the volume. While staring at the wall I got hungry. I thought of ordering a pizza but the decisions were overwhelming. Next thought was Tuna Helper, but that involved a pan and utensils and multiple ingredients and most of all time!

I ended up standing and staring into the freezer. Shrimp needs to be dethawed, steaks involved too much work and chicken, well I'm kinda sick of chicken. Then it jumped out at me...Nestle Toll House Ultimates - Peanut Butter (protein), Chips and Chocolate Chunks (dairy) cookie dough. I quickly looked at the nutrition facts and read the first two words - Nutrition Facts and decided that this was a good choice because of the fact it had "nutrition" in the title.

Upon looking at the directions, a two step process: "1) Just Break..." then it had other words in small print followed by "2)...and Bake!". Well step 2 was a no go, so I just made up my own - "2)...and Eat!".

But I found that the cookie dough made me thirsty. Water was too bland, Gatorade required a glass - ah Red Bull. Convenient and easy to open...and there are two left.

Anyone up for a jog to Florida?