Slingerdoo

The break-up made easy card instructions: If you are unsure how to end a relationship with someone, use this as a form letter or script.

Dear, (__Fill in name__), I'm (circle one) writing/publishing/emailing/phoning/yelling across a crowded room to let you know that your services as (circle one) boyfriend/girlfriend are no longer (circle all that apply) desired/welcomed/appreciated/needed. Please suck it up and be done with it! You are a (circle one) man/woman/boy/girl/child and should (circle one) understand/be used to it/take it like a man/woman. Thank you for the (circle one) waste of time/enlightenment/wonderful times/glorious days/months/years. They will (circle one) be missed/not be missed/quickly forgotten/forever cherished/published on my blog.

For a good time in the future (circle one) call me for a drink/contact your local hooker/enjoy your palm/finger(s)/B.O.B./call someone who cares. Well, hopefully we can be (circle one) friends/arch enemies/civil to one another in the future, until then (circle one) I'm leaving the country to avoid you, moving to another state to avoid you/hope you meet MAC the Truck on your walk home/will stay here until you get the hint an leave. Also, please understand...it's not you, it's me/it's not me, it's you.

So, with that (fill in name) _______, this is it.